Teddy 29 he/heimb Bi
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
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1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious
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Also, Nazi has shit form. No conditioning, tires quickly. Footwork is sloppy and way too high. Punches from the shoulder not the hip. Slow retractions. Form is unrefined, ugly, overconfident.
THIS IS IT
MY MAGNUM OPUS
POOL NOODLE AXOLOTLS
(and yes, they are lovers)
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qk1:
one of the best character types i think is insane man in a long fur coat
It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking “criminals” are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted
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